February 2012
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buttduchess replied to your post: omg why???
idk i felt perfectly fine when i got carried off the train lol
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ahh i passed out on the train today and smacked my head & shoulder on the pole :~(
kootah asked: YOUR BLOG IS ALWAYS MY LOVE I ALWAYS REBLOG YOUR SHIT LOL
“do you wanna go and take a ride with me
fffmmmm an l andnndnd cds
oh why...”
– (via thatfuckingcrow)
The only way i'll succeed in life is if i delete...
So fjcking FRISTRTED with autocorrect in my phone lmg why did it autocorrect to capitals fick this life I Iive
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man i was tearing up just before thinking about how much my boobs have shrunk like i’m not even exaggerating this shit is ridiculous i don’t even have cleavage anymore damn i am in struggle town
swarmedlondon asked: yo whats goood suger tits ?
queer-nymph asked: can I give you my body in exchange for your face
c0yle:
i’ll take a rum and coke
hold the rum
the-ultimatequestion:
it’s funny.
in america, there are these ads (peta) that are like “omg be a vegan it’s so much better rarara vegan vegan vegan misogynistic bullshit vegan”
but in australia, we don’t have any ads like that. we’ve got ads that are like “FUCK YEAH RED MEAT STEAK LAMB CHOPS STEAK STEAK STEAK MOTHER FUCKING LAAAAAMMMMB EAT IT CUNT”
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
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I am forever frustrated with myself
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scunted:
hyliam:
because 5280 feet = a mile makes so much more sense then 1000 m = 1 km
what i’ve been saying for at least my whole schooling life
infintedoors asked: whyd you say lmao?
infintedoors asked: your eyebrows your face your body oh my balejus i want you
barefootbandits asked: you are so amazing looking my gawwwd srsly